Have you ever met Mr. Wendal? Hes a really nice guy, in fact hes the smartest brother I have ever met. Heres the problem is not only a freaking bum on the streets, but hes black and gay. Now listen here folks, I mean this might offend some of yas, but w/e! Go screw yourselfs, you sensitive lil bastages! So heres the problem in any given day in white America its already bad to be black, I mean I know, its a lil insensitive, but hey its the truth. I mean i know what your thinking just offer them some Kool-aid and its them off your shoulders, well heres a storm buster for ya, dont htink its racist, not all black people like kool-aid or grape soda. They drink water too i mean look at Tiger woods he has his own Gatorade right? Well hold on everyone ur gonna tell me that Tiger woods aint black???! Well apparantly hes half which is why he gets accepted. I remember back in the day when if they found that u were 1/8 black, it was tars and feathers for you! Not good times so i guess for all intent purposes we have uped the minimum to 1/2 for those who dont know math its 50% Woot alright come on down halfies! Anyway im off topic, the point is that it sux being black, it sux being gay and it sux being a bum. Imagine what all the staticians over at UCLA are thinking. Woot we have finally did it after all that analysis we knew we would find the one! Well there you have it a statistical anomoly of all kinds now imagine what would happen if they found out he didnt smoke crack…
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