Do you girls ever listen to the words that come out of your mouth. Today i was at work and im typing up reports like im supposed to and then my coworker comes up to me and says man I need a pad cuz im on my rag. EXCUSE ME??? seriously thats not something I need to know or want to know! Hey you and I are cool, but thats where it ends okay HOMIE! If I wanted to know about your rag I would ask you if I were to have a sex change! Forget it, if you and I were dating, actually come to think about it, please do tell me your on ur rag, cuz that means that this month were still safe! One more month without a booboo! Now thats something worth sharing, just share with me that your not prego! Thats all I gotta know. So as Jay-Z once said, “girls girls girls, girls I do adore, so put your number on this paper cause I would love to date ya….” i know at this point it seems random, but heres the next quote from jay-z, bare arms with me, “….dont be jealous, thats a female trait…” see what i mean! Girls get it right, or do me a favor keep ur rag in Venus or shave with a Venus or something or other. Peace.
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